seriously, last post until after stupid exam

while i may not have gotten the whole "passing" part down, i've certainly nailed the part about packing for the damn bar exam. below is a list of some bare essentials.

kitchen supplies:

1 12-pack of newcastle, which will likely be replenished by tuesday

1 1/2 gallon of skim milk that your husband won't let you keep in the house

1 quart half and half for coffee

1 canister coffee with built-in filters

1 box splenda sweetener

2 12-packs of soda

1 gallon of orange juice, so you can pretend to be healthy

2 gallons of water

3 hot pockets

2 chicken pot pies

2 frozen panini sandwiches

1 box frozen mac & cheese

1 box pop-tarts, brown sugar & cinnamon

4 cups of yogurt

1 box of wheat thins, reduced fat (read: lots of newcastle to balance out)

2 cans of chef boyardee

1 box of cinnamon toast crunch, for the kid in ya

1 box of those ridiculously delicious frozen mini eclairs

bathroom supplies:

1 pack of toilet paper, b/c 5 days with hotel toilet paper = no thanks, mister

1 box puffs, b/c 5 days with hotel tissues + me = red, peeling nose

1 tube foot scrub

1 new pumice stone

2 fancy shower gels from lush

1 set of fructis shampoo and conditioner, b/c you can't figure out how to bring your lush bars

1 shower puff, b/c washcloths = for old people and men

1 box bath salts, b/c dude, i got me a hotel with a whirlpool tub

at least 3 kinds of face wash, b/c apparently i am still recovering from camping skin

1 hair straightener, b/c sometimes you feel like you're smarter when you're prettier

technology supplies:

1 brick of a windows vista laptop, b/c bar exam is not mac-compatible

1 macbook, b/c hello? you need to stick with your true love

1 phone charger

1 ipod plus usb cord for computer

miscellaneous supplies:

4 seasons of gilmore girls dvds

1 candle

1 ridiculously large stack of bar review materials