cheating god, wha???

so i'm reading my lovely crap magazine people magazine, and i come across what i think is a story about that little girl from party of five who went on to star in mean girls:
except that it's about alanis morissette:who, i might add, is not only not lacey chabert (p.s., how scared am i that i remember her name?), but is also nearly a decade older than the chabert girl. methinks somebody took a little trip to cher-town.