Sunday, July 27, 2008

seriously, last post until after stupid exam

while i may not have gotten the whole "passing" part down, i've certainly nailed the part about packing for the damn bar exam. below is a list of some bare essentials.

kitchen supplies:
1 12-pack of newcastle, which will likely be replenished by tuesday
1 1/2 gallon of skim milk that your husband won't let you keep in the house
1 quart half and half for coffee
1 canister coffee with built-in filters
1 box splenda sweetener
2 12-packs of soda
1 gallon of orange juice, so you can pretend to be healthy
2 gallons of water
3 hot pockets
2 chicken pot pies
2 frozen panini sandwiches
1 box frozen mac & cheese
1 box pop-tarts, brown sugar & cinnamon
4 cups of yogurt
1 box of wheat thins, reduced fat (read: lots of newcastle to balance out)
2 cans of chef boyardee
1 box of cinnamon toast crunch, for the kid in ya
1 box of those ridiculously delicious frozen mini eclairs

bathroom supplies:
1 pack of toilet paper, b/c 5 days with hotel toilet paper = no thanks, mister
1 box puffs, b/c 5 days with hotel tissues + me = red, peeling nose
1 tube foot scrub
1 new pumice stone
2 fancy shower gels from lush
1 set of fructis shampoo and conditioner, b/c you can't figure out how to bring your lush bars
1 shower puff, b/c washcloths = for old people and men
1 box bath salts, b/c dude, i got me a hotel with a whirlpool tub
at least 3 kinds of face wash, b/c apparently i am still recovering from camping skin
1 hair straightener, b/c sometimes you feel like you're smarter when you're prettier

technology supplies:
1 brick of a windows vista laptop, b/c bar exam is not mac-compatible
1 macbook, b/c hello? you need to stick with your true love
1 phone charger
1 ipod plus usb cord for computer

miscellaneous supplies:
4 seasons of gilmore girls dvds
1 candle
1 ridiculously large stack of bar review materials


Anonymous said...

ok, i am sure it is a fact you are smarter when you are prettier and of course i too am a believer of the travel candle.