Friday, May 9, 2008

for the record...#3

these are exactly the kinds of people who should not be allowed to procreate. here's a tip: if you end up naming a child "jinger," you need to let go of your sadistic desire to ruin your children's lives by refusing to venture outside of the same-letter-naming phenomenon. (and i'm not even going to talk about "joy-anna" and "johannah." i cannot even imagine that much slackjawness in the world.)